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Anonymous asked:

Han was blinded and only knocked him over because Luke was distracting him. If you're going to pull out the wookie pedia file- you should know that according to knights of the old republic; mandalorians had tough skin and required little armor- Fett was grandfathered in because he helped them loot several star systems. He WAS human.

estebanwaseaten answered:

A few things:

  1. Unintentionally distracting someone who then ends up dying doesn’t equate to killing that person. Nobody deliberately killed Boba Fett but at the very least, Han could be charged with involuntary manslaughter for his actions. Luke was fighting other people on another skiff and had no idea that Boba Fett was about to fire at him when Han unintentionally sent Boba Fett careening to his apparent demise.
  2. Boba Fett’s human-ness is irrelevant. The point was: he was swallowed whole and his armor is robust (whether we’re going scientific with the Wookieepedia information or just basically and visually assessing the toughness of armor that looks like his). If the central selling point of the Sarlacc is that it takes 1000 years to digest a victim, that means whatever enzymes or acids are in its digestive tract are not all that potent — they work slowly. So, if it takes a millennia to digest a regular, non-armored person, it stands to reason that a fully armored person (human or not) would have a bit more time before the process started to take any sort of effect. Then consider that there were another dozen or so bodies that had already gone into the Sarlacc that day. They are not only occupying space (meaning Boba Fett wouldn’t have fallen quite as deep into the belly of the creature) but they are also absorbing a bunch of those stomach juices, thus keeping them away from Boba Fett.
  3. Knights of the Old Republic is expanded universe. So, are we now allowed to cite that? Because it was verboten, earlier. And if we’re citing expanded universe, then this isn’t even a debate. He escaped. 

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alrighty, let’s go one more step





i’M ACTUALLY CRYING.

THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY


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fauxboy:

starshinethecat1:

xxgoldie12xx:

the-winchesters-in-221b:

2ollux-2hip2-2tuff:

davespritedave:

hoechlolly:

tehwhovianhufflepuff:

imagine-tenthousand:

mockinggrass:

Go big or go home 

So I tried to recreate this, because I knew the responses would be different, and consequently realized that it’s either extremely old or faked, as Cleverbot auto-capitalizes and auto-punctuates your sentences for you if you do not. Oh well.

In light of that fact, here’s my go at cybersexing Cleverbot.

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So I decided to try it

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alrighty, let’s go one more step

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i’M ACTUALLY CRYING.

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THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY

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Story of my life

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that’s a first.

I LAUGHED HARDER THEN I HOULD HAVE AND I WAS IN PUBLIC

I wasn’t gonna reblog this but I lost it at the last one